Videos (775)

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  For Your Consideration: Did Someone Say 'More Zarf'?

  published 33 months ago

  0:51 | 3,549 views

  Your wish is my command! Here is yet another clip from our new favorite show, All My Children, and what we consider to be the best two-worded line read of 2007. It’s no “I Have a Penis” (and what is?), but it’s better than nothing.

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  Unemployment Check: Tyra And The Playdo Dookie

  published 33 months ago

  1:11 | 6,771 views

  Quotes heard during the following segment on The Tyra Banks Show: This looks like you were straining and had diarrhea. Pencil Poopie Uuuuunnnnyh! Pop! Pop! Suuuper Poop! Once again, say it with me: “Thank you Tyra.”

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  Unemployment Check: Why Do We Love Newscasters?

  published 33 months ago

  0:23 | 3,501 views

  Answer: Their laughter. Unrelated: A morbidly obese walrus doing situps.

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  Unemployment Check: The View Dabbles in Hypocrisy

  published 33 months ago

  1:35 | 3,974 views

  There’s nothing we enjoy less than a round of “When should the troops come home” on The View. But you know what’s worse than sitting through Hasselbeck’s furrowed brow? Capping off the liberal convo with a commercial… FOR THE ARMY. What you are...

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  For Your Consideration: Best Tranny Breakdown Ever?

  published 33 months ago

  1:44 | 5,123 views

  AKA Zarf gets his period aka The Funniest All My Children Moment of All Time. Please watch this. We are busy memorizing it in order to audition for that Grease reality show everyone’s talking about.